Caterpillar's Murmur
You're Next
(TUE) March 9th, 2009
3:28 p.m. Was about to wrap up a meeting with my client when I heard something snap. Before I knew what was happening, something black shot down from above my head, nearly hit me while I swerved to the right to avoid what was coming my way. Man, that was close.
3:29 p.m. Discovered it was a, a, what's this? A speaker grill? How did this come off? We do have a set of Bose speakers in the top corners of our office but I've never imagined that one of them could attack me with its grill...
3:30 p.m. Stupid Cow. He laughed at me getting nearly hit saying, "HA-HA! Almost!" What does he mean, "Almost?" I haven't done anything wrong to be punished. How dare he say that? Laugh at me and you're next.
The End
Caterpillar
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